Who is Valentine anyway????
Happy V-Day! Not something you would normally hear from my mouth (see last entry), but figured what the hell. Might as well get in the spirit of these made-up holidays. I swear I’m going to open up a flower shop one day. Speaking of flowers, I sent someone two dozen roses. And you know the most exciting part of that kind gesture was that I could track that package throughout its delivery life on FedEx. Yup! I spent $60 to track a package in the mail. I mean it’s great. I swear I’m sitting here and refreshing the screen every twenty minutes and the package shows up in a new place. Now it’s in the right city, and next thing you know it will be on a delivery truck. It’s addictive I tell you. And if you really wanted to be smooth on this day, you could be all slick and stuff by calling the recipient and being like:
“Hey, maybe you should go outside or downstairs and check to see if you have any packages?” (note: FedEx says it was delivered)
And when they go to check and come back on the line with some delivery, you’ll look like Clark Kent. Monster! Real MONSTER!!!!
Am I something or what. I came up with that ish all by myself. So sad! I know, I know.
Speaking of really smooth masters of the female domain, here are some people (real and fake) that are on my list as the all-time best at this artform (just for kicks):
1) James Bond – C’mon, this guy defines Monster! He’s badass….can’t touch him. Anybody that can introduce himself first with his last name and then his first, has got serious game. He takes the number one spot easily. And if you got anyone that can go head-to-head against him, I dare you to top the ladies in his films.
2) Austin Powers – Don’t ask! But he seems to have his way with the women in all the movies.
3) Ryan Phillippe from that movie “Cruel Intentions.” I think the guy looks like a dork, but still, he was a pimp in that movie. The sequels sucked.
4) Leo DiCaprio in that movie “Catch Me If You Can.” Deception at its best.
I can’t think of anymore, but let me know if you think there’s anyone else that should be on this running list. The only criteria is that they have to be straight-up lady-flippin’ (heard that term on some rap song). It can be a role they played on TV, movie, or the real life. There has to be more out there….can’t think today.
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Posted by Charlie P
on Feb 14 2005. Filed under Entertainment, Headline, Lists, Live, Play, Sex + Women, Sports, Stories, Style, Travel + Places, Work.
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